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Hayduke, George Getting Even Paladin Press

The beauty of this stunt is that it will work well against any jerk or jerkess that you’d like to see in trouble with his parents, boss or other authority figure.

Tears of joyful acceptance from deep within George Washington Hayduke, Jr. A good way gt poison the old neighborhood well, as it were.

Modification and customizing are grand ideas and I urge you to use them to match the crime and punishment. Hayduke asked me to write a foreword to his book, but I felt that too much pedagogical rhetoric would only cloud its definitive purpose, which is far beyond replication of his earlier philosophies.

Frustrated, he came to me. This one makes them froth at the mouth every time.

By this time wven had collected some amusing candid photos of the incumbent idiot in silly, semi-embarrassing postures. Also, if you fill an auto’s gas tank with aircraft fuel, it will not be a happy experience for the vehicle, its owner, or the folks standing nearby when the owner tries to start ‘er up.


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Considering that haydukr was going to split for Panama on a permanent basis, he decided to “act” as a purchasing agent for that biker group in making a deal for some “off-paper” street guns, i.

This quiet, small lady, who was a computer consultant going to a job with a financial office on another floor of the large building, was almost in panic. Do you think Jesus moved that rock all by himself? Jerry Falwell “The world is absolutely out of control now and is not going to be saved by any reason or unreason.

On another scale, the postal one, here is a stunt that is hardly new and dozens of people have suggested it so I imagine it is working well. By habit, these people may not play according to the law.

Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks

Sam Humenik rated it it was amazing May 29, According to our veteran contributor Geneth, paint pens are the best invention for graffiti artists since eeven. He then packs up boxes of ugly and evil things, sticks the labels on them and has them mailed back to the organization of origin by other friends in strange places. Basically, they are gauge steel spikes worn unseen under you shoelaces, but protrudingly enough to do damage. It could cause all sorts of fun with spouses, friends, employers, etc.

But be sure to name it. Would you believe it spooked the new owners hyaduke that final signings were delayed six months, which made it necessary for the former owner to make four very expensive trips back.

She says that roadkill and other dead animals are like cops, they’re never around when you need one. The operable words here is “false” views.


It has come to our attention that your apartment building has numerous health and safety violations. Mark Hastings lives in a neighborhood full of stuffed shirts and materialistic, bragging Yuppies. Come to the cockpit or we’ll blow up the airplane.

Display it in a high-traffic location in the office, dorm, barracks or whatever. Your real objective, of course, is to strafe as many people as possible with your vomitus. evn

Now, for the surprise – you “find” the doctored stuff and announce that your kid got it from “Mr. Ask them to please place “you” on their master list for merchants and advertisers as “you” dearly hauduke the bargain shopping that comes in the mail to “you. What might happen if the water you mixed the powder in was in your mark’s toilet bowl at the time?

Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks by George Hayduke

Frankly, we used them to fill up space, to hayduoe the book. He had a few beers before the flick so he did smell of booze, but he had hayduie brought in any. Our Yakima mechanic says the solution is simple: Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.

Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason. Do what a real intelligence operative would do and compile a file on your mark.